Atomic Bomb Style Explosive
Jun 13, 2016 18:31:25 GMT -6
Post by Raymond306 on Jun 13, 2016 18:31:25 GMT -6
Once upon a time when I was just a lad, and with the 4th of July looming on the near horizon, I went out to see my local black market fireworks dealer to see if I could get something really special for my Independence Day celebration finale. Lo' and behold he just happened to have a handful of big M-80 firecrackers left so I bought them all and returned home with excited piss shivers going up and down my spine. For you who may not have ever seen one before, M-80s are about 1½ inches long, a ½-inch in diameter and contain up to 3 grams of explosive powder.
When one of these babies goes off it's really, really loud. But as I looked at my M-80 firecracker I thought to myself, I thought, "Self! Why stop with a firecracker? GO for it!"
And so I did. I made up some paper machete, got some green paint, one of my mother's hair clips, and a shower curtain ring. Then after carefully molding the paper machete just right I came up with a masterpiece.
Voilà! A genuine hand grenade style explosive. Just look at it. Don't you know I felt I could take out an enemy machine gun nest with that. I knew I could get in trouble having a hand grenade but I figured just having that baby was worth the risk.
But then I got to thinking again, and keeping with old saying, "In for a penny, in for a pound" I made up some more paper machete, got some grey paint and when to work to produce my masterpiece:
Damn right! Fat Man! The atomic bomb JUST like the one dropped on Hiroshima. You can't imagine how I felt. I'll bet I was the first kid on my block to have his very own nuclear explosive. Well, atom bomb style explosive, but hey, same thing right? Hand grenade/hand grenade style explosive; nuclear explosive/nuclear style explosive, same thing, right? If it looks like a grenade it IS a grenade. Looks like an atom bomb it IS an atom bomb, right?
Now, boys and girls, the moral is my tale is this. The next time you hear some dumbo or bimbo on TV or a politician talk about a "military assault style weapon" you just remember my story of the grenade style and nuclear style explosives. Just because it might look like one, that doesn't me it is one. And I'll guaran-damn-tee you a "military assault style" weapon has NOTHING to do with the military or with any assault weapons actually issued to Army Rangers or Navy Seals or any anyone else to take out the enemy. It has everything to do with the anti-2nd Amendment, radical gun control politics in this country.
When one of these babies goes off it's really, really loud. But as I looked at my M-80 firecracker I thought to myself, I thought, "Self! Why stop with a firecracker? GO for it!"
And so I did. I made up some paper machete, got some green paint, one of my mother's hair clips, and a shower curtain ring. Then after carefully molding the paper machete just right I came up with a masterpiece.
Voilà! A genuine hand grenade style explosive. Just look at it. Don't you know I felt I could take out an enemy machine gun nest with that. I knew I could get in trouble having a hand grenade but I figured just having that baby was worth the risk.
But then I got to thinking again, and keeping with old saying, "In for a penny, in for a pound" I made up some more paper machete, got some grey paint and when to work to produce my masterpiece:
Damn right! Fat Man! The atomic bomb JUST like the one dropped on Hiroshima. You can't imagine how I felt. I'll bet I was the first kid on my block to have his very own nuclear explosive. Well, atom bomb style explosive, but hey, same thing right? Hand grenade/hand grenade style explosive; nuclear explosive/nuclear style explosive, same thing, right? If it looks like a grenade it IS a grenade. Looks like an atom bomb it IS an atom bomb, right?
Now, boys and girls, the moral is my tale is this. The next time you hear some dumbo or bimbo on TV or a politician talk about a "military assault style weapon" you just remember my story of the grenade style and nuclear style explosives. Just because it might look like one, that doesn't me it is one. And I'll guaran-damn-tee you a "military assault style" weapon has NOTHING to do with the military or with any assault weapons actually issued to Army Rangers or Navy Seals or any anyone else to take out the enemy. It has everything to do with the anti-2nd Amendment, radical gun control politics in this country.