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Post by Raymond306 on May 5, 2016 12:36:04 GMT -6
OK, Chrunch, from one cat owner to another, you get tired of a lazy fur ball spending all day eating, sleeping, hacking up hairballs and not performing any useful services in return for their keep? Then it's time to pussy to work. You can save on cleaning supplies AND get some useful work out of the cat.
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Post by chrunch on May 5, 2016 15:42:21 GMT -6
My cat is a very effective watch cat. God help you if you come into my home uninvited, if you are a gecko.
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Post by Raymond306 on May 9, 2016 16:40:41 GMT -6
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Post by chrunch on Jul 16, 2016 11:44:08 GMT -6
What really brought down the coup in Turkey.
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Post by Raymond306 on Jul 16, 2016 18:37:04 GMT -6
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Post by chrunch on Oct 9, 2016 17:19:44 GMT -6
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Post by Raymond306 on Oct 9, 2016 18:48:20 GMT -6
Rush Limbaugh explained the purpose of Womens Liberation was to give homely women easier access to the main stream. I was reminded of that when I saw that pasty-faced, combat boot-wearing bimbo holding up her sign with such a determined expression, as if men are lined up three abreast for the faint hope of getting into her pants.
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Post by Raymond306 on Mar 26, 2017 15:31:14 GMT -6
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Post by chrunch on Mar 26, 2017 18:12:02 GMT -6
When I first moved into this condo, I told the guy prepping the place for a new tenant I had a couple of cats. He said he would install a cat door. I have a seven foot tall wooden privacy fence that surrounds a rather large patio.
The first night I was there, I tried to coax the cats out through their door. That didn't work so I took them outside, and held their door open to see if they would come in. They really had no interest in pushing the door themselves.
The next night I am watching television, and I hear a commotion on the patio. It is two feral cats fighting. In the days following, I noticed that the whole property was crawling with feral cats.
I got some bricks that surround a garden area on the patio and stacked them in front of the cat door.
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Post by Raymond306 on Mar 27, 2017 10:35:51 GMT -6
They really had no interest in pushing the door themselves. When my son was in 2nd or 3rd grade he would arrive home from school before his mother and I got off work. Standard operating procedure was for him to drop his backpack off in the house then go next door to stay with that family until we got home. One day I came home, found the front door open (we had no storm door) and the cat gone. I gave my son a real ass chewing about going out and leaving the door open, a charge he profusely denied. I insisted, as did he: "But, Daddy I didn't do it!" I replied. "Don't lie to me. You expect me to believe the cat just let himself out?" and warned him never let it happen again, Harrumph, harrumph, (Ok, so you're getting ahead of me in the story, aren't you) A couple of days later I was sitting in the living room when our cat strolled over to the front door, reached up to the European style lever door latch, pulled it down, tugged on it until the door opened, and wandered out into the world as bold as can be. I'm sure he was proud of himself, prouder than I was at that moment. I called my son out of his room and apologized profusely for having doubted him. That was one of three occasions when my son was a boy that I gave him a real chewing out about something or other, and about which I still feel some twinges of guilt to this day. But those are stories for another time.
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Post by Raymond306 on Apr 26, 2017 11:04:40 GMT -6
Hey, Internet video hosting sites were originally invented for cats (and kittens) right?
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